I'm the pastor at a wedding ceremony today. It's for a grown-up who was a youth a long time ago. I was the youth minister. Now he's marrying another grown-up.
I'm so old.
I get to perform a few wedding ceremonies every year. I can SCUBA dive too, so I'm available for underwater weddings. I haven't done one yet, but I do have the domain name divepastor.com.
I know couple's can't actually talk underwater (unless they have those super expensive masks) but they can seal the marriage with a kiss!