Hypocrite

I’m a show-off.

It’s in my wiring.

• I like to be noticed

• I love to be in front of a crowd

• I like to hear myself speak

Sure, I don’t walk around town begging people to notice me, nor do I try to be the one who gets all the honor at community dinners. I don’t care if people use a proper title when talking to or about me, either. But I have to admit – I do like wearing the robe – I look good in it. I like the looks of respect people give when they see it.

And I don’t always listen to the advice I give when I’m wearing it. Or the advice I give any time, for that matter.

I’m a hypocrite who likes to be the center of attention.