Delightful at times. Slow and labored at others.
Here's a little more.
- The delightful bits? Johnny Depp's Collins is worth watching throughout the whole film. The soundtrack keeps you engaged when the actors do not.
- Alice Cooper performing during the movie made everything completely worthwhile.
- Chloë Grace Moretz as Carolyn Stoddard? She's plays Jack Donaghy's young nemesis in 30 Rock. Nicely done.
- At one point during the movie, Cassie motioned that she was bored. There are plenty of "It's OK to go to the restroom -- you won't miss much" times during the almost 2 hour runtime.
I've definitely endured worse. But I've also seen much better.