OK -- Kathy Griffin's Emmy acceptance speech contained offensive references to Jesus and Kathy's Emmy.
Everybody take a deep breath.
To Kathy: (like she's going to read this, right?)
No matter who you are, what list you're on, or what you just told Jesus to do with your Emmy trophy, you're welcome in the United Church of Christ. I'll save you a seat at Union Congregational Church in Somonauk -- We have services every Sunday morning at 10.
Everyone else is welcome, too