One of the most hilarious news quotes I've seen in a long time

Anheuser-Busch has discontinued it's`Bud Pong' drinking game -- saying,

• "it has come to our attention that despite our explicit guidelines, there may have been instances where this promotion was not carried out in the manner it was intended."

Do you mean that a beer company who invented a game involving ping-pong balls, cups of liquid and drinking is surprised that people didn't fill the cups with water?

I nominate Anheuser-Busch for the "Hey, the president does it too!" award